{"id":49,"date":"2006-11-28T21:50:05","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T21:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/?p=49"},"modified":"2006-11-28T21:50:05","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T21:50:05","slug":"another-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/another-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Another first."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Son,<\/p>\n<p>we were playing on the step between the hall and the kitchen again today. In this game I pick you up and then &#8220;fall&#8221; off the step and into the kitchen, regaining my balance by stumbling around in the kitchen. As I &#8220;fall&#8221; from the step I make an &#8220;ooooooOOOOOHHHH!&#8221; sound although lately you have been doing the sound for me.<\/p>\n<p>In the past you have played the game by yourself but you had to hold onto the wall because you couldn&#8217;t get down the step without holding on. Well today you were able to go down and back up the step without holding onto the wall.<\/p>\n<p>One small step for a toddler &#8230;<br \/>\nI have been writing up a couple of long missives on a group of stupid people. I could spend my the rest of my life pointing out their lies and failures in simple logic but I have a couple of examples to explain my point. When they are finished I will publish. And be damned no doubt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Son, we were playing on the step between the hall and the kitchen again today. In this game I pick you up and then &#8220;fall&#8221; off the step and into the kitchen, regaining my balance by stumbling around in the kitchen. As I &#8220;fall&#8221; from the step I make an &#8220;ooooooOOOOOHHHH!&#8221; sound although lately [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}