{"id":16,"date":"2005-09-24T22:10:12","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T22:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/?p=16"},"modified":"2005-09-24T22:10:12","modified_gmt":"2005-09-24T22:10:12","slug":"owen-scores-first-home-goal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/owen-scores-first-home-goal\/","title":{"rendered":"Owen scores first home goal."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Son,<\/p>\n<p>after scoring against Blackburn last week, Owen got his first goal at Saint James&#8217; Park today. Me and your mother are waiting for the goal to be shown on Match of the Day so I can&#8217;t comment. You are too busy on the breast to care although you have been watching UKTV History with over the last few weeks, Adam Hart-Davis being your favourite presenter.<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>Just seen it. It wasn&#8217;t anything special but they all count and that&#8217;s what counts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Son, after scoring against Blackburn last week, Owen got his first goal at Saint James&#8217; Park today. Me and your mother are waiting for the goal to be shown on Match of the Day so I can&#8217;t comment. You are too busy on the breast to care although you have been watching UKTV History [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jez.caudle.me.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}