Owen scores first home goal.

Dear Son,

after scoring against Blackburn last week, Owen got his first goal at Saint James’ Park today. Me and your mother are waiting for the goal to be shown on Match of the Day so I can’t comment. You are too busy on the breast to care although you have been watching UKTV History with over the last few weeks, Adam Hart-Davis being your favourite presenter.

PS

Just seen it. It wasn’t anything special but they all count and that’s what counts.